I discovered something today on the bus I never until now knew
I’m only attracted to girls that seem to be bimbos
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I’m everything gucci.
Your girl gave me coohie.
I have many friends, but the only one that truly counts because she has been here for me my entire life, is my best friend and my niece Vicky.
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I had a nightmare that….
A giant tarantula took over my bedroom, stole my valuable items and was constantly trying to attack me.
+I knocked myself the fuck out!
I was attempting to do something sexy when I just happened to fall on my face
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5 days until my birthday now.
All I want is a job, a pair of oxford high heels and a Tyga cd with the song rack city on it. That’s all I want.
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I need my money pronto
Get it in the morning like Alonzo
Green got cheese like a nacho
If you ain’t got no ass, bitch wear poncho
Head hancho got my seat back
Nigga staring at me don’t get bapped
